Pennies from Heaven
When I
was a boy I always had money, lots of money. One fun source of
my revenue was the Earlsferry and
Elie beach. All summer long the
beach is thronged with people, all playing and laying around on
the sand. As they roll, over while basking in the sun, an amazing
amount of coins fall out of their pockets. Coins, being
relatively heavy things, immediately vanish into the sand.
There they lay hidden until the onset of autumn and winter when
nature brings the coins into view by several different ways.
Late in the year as high winds blow along the beach the sand is
blown from one end of the beach to the other. As the sand
blows all objects that are heavier than sand become
exposed and lay on the surface to become treasures for the
gleaners of the beach to find. A halfpenny
here. A penny there.
Next a silver three penny bit or a sixpence.
Maybe a silver shilling or a florin or the
prize of a large silver half crown. It takes a trained
eye to spot them. Sometimes a gold/diamond
ring. Sometimes I’d find a whole bunch of coins all
laying at the same place. A good rain
would also expose coins on the beach and when it did I sang my
ditty, "Every time it rains it rains, pennies and half
crowns." Later I'd be singing, "I'm in the
Money." By the end
of a sweep along the beach from one end to the other I usually
picked up enough coins that I needed a bag to carry them. Of
course I wasn’t the only one to be beach combing for the hidden
treasure. My pal Jems could always
be depended on to make sure that I didn’t hog the show. When high winds had been blowing during the night I’d
get up before daylight then with flashlight in hand I’d be on
the beach doing my thing. Sometimes I'd find Jems' footsteps
ahead of me in the dark. I learned all about early birds, ha,
ha. Each day as the wind blows more treasures become uncovered
and finders are keepers.
While
beachcombing there always was the possibility of finding some
valuable piece of flotsam that had washed ashore. Often the
prize was too heavy to carry without help. This necessitated
moving the object to above the high water mark. So placed, your
treasure trove is protected by the unwritten law of the
beachcomber. Any object that’s been placed above the extreme of
the high water mark is the property of the person who placed it
there and will remain so until it’s been retrieved by it’s
owner.
The
ever increasing and high tides of winter are another of nature’s
forces that expose what the shifting sand is hiding. As the sea
drives on shore a ledge is formed along the beach
as each receding waves sucks the sand outwards. By walking along
the beach at this tide line drop off I’d always find coins just
waiting for me. The most valuable find ever was a large and
ancient solid gold coin that had a Greek emperor’s head on it.
I reasoned that this coin had finally arrived on shore from the
shipwrecked galleon that I've always thought lay not very far out from
the shore.
At
times of high winter tides the force of the sea created a
bonanza place for finding coins. At the section of the beach
between Telfers
Wynd and the breakwater slipway the sea advances onshore
to pound against the sea wall. In the course of doing this the
force of the waves picks up small objects, like coins, which after hitting the wall fall by their weight and became
buried in a straight line all along the sea wall. To find the
coins that are there you get down on your knees, push your hand
down in the sand then work your way along the wall while sifting
the sand with your hand. You'll be well rewarded.
On
days that I had been especially successful in catching lobsters
at low tide there was always a ready and willing group of ladies
in the village who wanted my excess and handsomely rewarded me
for bringing them to them.
Another resource of nature that I turned into quite a lot of
money was the riot of wild flowers
such as cowslips and bluebells that grew in profusion on the slopes
of the cliffs beyond the Croupie
rock at the end of
West Bay. Today these
wild flowers are endangered species but in my early years they
weren’t. On Saturdays, in particular, I’d take a large pail
with a little water in it to
the cliffs and fill it with these wild flowers. Once back home I
carefully tied my flowers into small bundles with string then I
went around Earlsferry, knocking on
doors. After ten o’ clock it was most always the lady of the
house who answered the door. With a big smile I’d say, “Would
you like to have some very pretty flowers today Mrs. Smith?”
Most always the response was, “Oh yes I’d love to have some.”
At this the lady would disappear to get her purse and bring it to the door. I
never put a price on my flowers or asked for money as I knew
that by not doing so I’d be rewarded with far more money than if
I put a price on my offerings. I had quite a string of faithful
and generous lady customers. I think it was their way of
rewarding initiative and enterprise as I'm sure their gardens
were full of flowers.
During
several summers I had fun becoming a salesman of a different
sort. My elderly friend Monty let me convert one of his beach
huts into a shop that I had placed on the beach at the corner of
Telfers Wynd.
I reasoned that articles that are available at the point of need
and use are worth a lot more money than those that are in some
faraway shop so I stocked my shop with beach balls, spades, tin
pails for making sand castles, butterfly nets for catching
little fish in tide pools, fancy kites and whatever I could get
that is associated with the beach. First I went by bus to the
town of Leven eight miles distant from Earlsferry to the
Woolworths store which was the source of my supplies. Later a
friend who had a van took pity on me hauling all my stuff home
on the bus and volunteered to be my means of
transportation.
I also rented deck chairs. Everything I
bought I marked up from three to six times. I was kept busy
going to Woolworths to keep my shop
supplied and my summers went by in a flash.
Another
good source of revenue was finding and selling golf balls that
had been lost. On days that I looked for lost balls I had three
places where in a very small amount of time I could collect a
dozen or so balls. Most balls that were lost were the result of
forcing a drive from the tee that made the ball hook far away to
the left of the fairway. These were at the 6th where balls would
fly across the West Sea road and end up in " Lilburn's
field ": the 12th where long hitters would try to cut the
dogleg and end up in the thick rough or down on the beach and
maybe the best place was at the 14th where hooker's ball would
sail over farmer Black's cow park fence to end high up in the
deep rough of his hillside field. My dad let me have a place in
his golf shop where I kept a bowlful of my found balls. Beside
the balls I attached a small sign that said, " Found Balls,
Help Yourself. Leave in the bowl whatever you think." Always
in the bowl was more money than new balls would have cost.
Other
summer jobs I did when still a boy were delivering groceries for
Mrs Phillips, Mrs Methven’s,
Mr Cumming's and Mr Low's
grocery shops. Another was taking care of several gardens and of course
every Earlsferry boy was a golf
caddy at some time or other. My most lucrative summer job was
running a mini business of renting out a string of about 30
beach huts that my friend Monty owned. Monty owned the
properties on both sides of Telfers Wynd and to the mean high
water mark and this was where I put up the sectional beach huts,
including the hut at the corner which became my shop. A strange thing about the beach huts
was that to make it easier for those to return their keys at the
end of their rental periods, I attached a wooden box with a key slot
to the hut at the corner of Telfers
Wynd. All of the rented beach huts
were prepaid but each week-end when I opened the box to retrieve
my keys I found that in addition to my keys the box was stuffed with
silver coins and pound notes.
August
and September were the months for farmers to harvest their crops
and it was always great fun to help. Before the days of tractors
and combines the grain fields were cut by horse drawn reapers
that tied the grain into sheaves. This is where children came
in. It became our job to pick up all of the sheaves and stand
them vertically into stooks for the grain to dry for a week or
so before being taken to the farmyard to be made into stacks.
Later a steam engine threshing machine visited the farm to
thresh the sheaves into sacks of grain. When the fields are
first cut the cutting starts from the outside and works inwards
until the last row is cut. Always in the fields were a great
number of well fed rabbits and these kept moving inwards until
there were only about one of two rows left to be
cut. When these last rows were cut
the rabbits left their cover and bolted to safety. We boys
would run after them just for the fun of the chase but we always
took several home----- to be made into
rabbit stew, bunny baffies and furry mittens.
Tottie
time in September was another time of year and fun that
Earlsferry children eagerly looked forward to. Farmers made a
deal with the schools to let any child be excused for the two or
three weeks that it usually took to harvest their fields of
potatoes. At Andrew Allen's St. Ford farm a horse drawn machine with a rotating spoked wheel
spun the potatoes out of the ground. At Broomlees farm, next
door, Mr. Burns the farmer had just gone modern by acquiring a brand new bright
blue Fordson tractor to haul the digging machine. It then became our job to
gather all the potatoes into baskets which were then loaded onto
carts that took them to where they were stored until they were
sold. At the end of our time, in addition to our pay, we
were given a large sack of potatoes which were usually
Golden Wonders or Kerr Spinks. With all the money that we
made our parents usually took us to the town of Leven where at
the Co-op or Comrie the draper's shop we used some of our money
to pay for new shoes and a suit of clothes for the coming
winter. With the rest of my tottie money I couldn't go home
until I'd spent some of it at Becker's shop which was alongside of the
main Leven bus stop. Becker's was a wonderful shop that sold
bikes, toys, games, puzzles, carbide bicycle lamps, gyro tops,
dynamos, a kit to make an electric motor out of nails and wire, meccano
erector sets, chemistry sets, working model steam engines, model
railway trains and track , repelling magnets, roller skates, ice
skates, fretwork tools and materials and just all sorts of great stuff for
young people.
One
year, just before Christmas, the bedroom where I slept had just
been re carpeted. That year Santa Claus brought me a chemistry
set that had come from Becker's. Right away I started to mix a
beaker of chemicals that before I knew it fizzed and boiled over
and ruined the new carpet. I went to confess and expected to at
best get a tongue lashing but my at all times gentle mother, bless her heart, just
smiled and said, " In this life there's majors and minors
and that's a minor." Wow. What an unforgettable lesson.
As a
young teenager, before going to school in the mornings, I worked
for the local dairy which was essentially a husband and wife
operation. This job meant me being at the dairy at
four o’clock in the
dark of the morning to begin the work. First thing my employer did was to teach me how to drive the milk delivery van. I’d
be about twelve or thirteen at this time. Each morning we went
to Balmakin farm about five miles
away, up the hill from Robin Gray’s cottage, to collect the milk which was
in ten gallon milk cans and still very warm from the early
morning milking of the cows. I remember one morning in
particular that we got stuck for a short time in the deep snow
just as we got to the farm. The beams of the headlights and the
windshield wipers showed the snow as it fell to almost obscure
our vision. After arriving back at the dairy we emptied the milk
into a cooling machine then bottled the milk into pint and quart
bottles. Some of the milk we let settle then skimmed off the
cream to make skim milk and thick cream. Next we loaded all
the bottles into the van then went around the village where
we deposited them on to the doorsteps of our customers according
to their orders. By seven thirty I was back home which gave me
just enough time to wash, change into my school clothes, have
something to eat then run the mile plus distance to catch the
school train which arrived at the Elie
Station at eight.
Looking back, what great fun these early years were.